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Dec. 29th, 2007

The Worst Films Of 2007



I tend to avoid the movies I really expect to hate, so don't be surprised if there are some big ones missing (i.e. Hostel 2, Norbit, Wild Hogs, and the like).

1. Bratz
There's not really a lot to say about this one. I couldn't even enjoy hating it as much as a lot of other stuff. There's such a lack of effort here that any criticism I could give is pretty much irrelevant compared to the film itself.

2. Southland Tales
This one just plain hurt. For weeks after seeing it, I gave myself a huge headache over what the hell Kelly thought he was saying. It's the type of film you recognize as extremely ambitious, but when it comes time to back it up, you have no idea what the ambition was in the first place. This begs an interesting question: Do a film get extra points for the effort, or does the ambition only make it fall harder.

3. Zeitgeist
When the list of a documentary film's corrections is longer than its bibliography, you know you're in for trouble. If this is indeed meant to inspire "a critical perspective," then it should simply say at the start that they didn't fact check, jump to conclusions, and shouldn't be taken seriously in the first place.

4. Fay Grimm
An action film with no action, a thriller with no thrills, a talking heads film with no brains: this is the appeal of Fay Grimm. The cinematographer and director really overestimate the effectiveness of Dutch Angle (tilting the camera) by using it during every single shot, most of which feature nothing happening at all. The effect is dizzying and infuriating.

5. Old Habits Die Hard
I walked out of this one after about thirty minutes, so feel free (or die hard!) to ignore me on this one. At first, I was just bored by all the high-techery, rapid cutting, and boring action. When they threw in the pop culture dialog, I groaned in the knowledge that I wrote almost the exact same scene in my freshman year of high school. When I said to myself, "Insert car chase here..." and a car chase began, I'd pretty much had enough. I'm told the second half is better.

6. Sicko
As much as I dislike Michael Moore, I can at least usually get behind his films at least to a point. Since I support universal healthcare, you'd think I'd be a huge fan of this one. But Moore has never been more longwinded or dull while still failing to make much of an argument. The anecdotal points often try to highlight how easy their systems are to exploit. His idealized version of France overlooks the intense social turmoil in the country (notice how he only interviews white Christians?). What really pissed me off though were the cheap exploits toward the end which did little more than illustrate how low Moore is willing to sink for a political message.

7. Shrek The Third
All the fresh humor of the first two is gone. In its place is an incredibly generic script and a bunch of fart jokes. Unfunny fart jokes! I actually fell asleep in the theater (something I never do).

8. The Messengers
You know that really cheesy bad independent horror film that makes no sense, but has a couple cool sequences? This is that film with a budget.

9. Spiderman 3
Remember how exhilerating the first two Spiderman films were? Yeah, that's all gone. This plays like a modern day chamber drama, except the characters aren't rich and a few get replaced by cartoons every once in a while and fly around. Spiderday Night Fever jokes aside, the characters are all whiny annoying pricks who have no other motivation than to advance the plot. It's only saving grace is its moderate camp value (and if that's what you go for, you'd be better off seeing Ghost Rider).

10. I Know Who Killed Me
This film was made by a Twin Peaks fan. I know this because the director makes a point of reminding me at least once during every scene that he's a Twin Peaks fan. And like many fanboys turned filmmakers, he takes for granted the references will stand on their own. It's a classic case of "He's seen it too many times, but not enough times."

Dec. 25th, 2007

The Top 10 Films of 2007



I know it's a little early, but all the critics are publishing their top 10 lists this week. With my Kentucky visit being as boring as ever, the timing felt right.

Here are my favorites:

1. No Country For Old Men
With a plot straight out of the Spaghetti West and direction out of a Hitchcock nightmare, the Coen Bros have crafted their greatest film. As divisive as the ending was, there's not a moment of this film that didn't haunt me to know end.

2. Eastern Promises
As visceral as any film Cronenberg has ever made, this film grabs you by the balls and thrashes you around the room without ever letting go. The film plays like a mirror image to A History Of Violence, and manages to address all its thematic elements and then some without ever flinching. This film is not only it willing to get its hands dirty, but it's willing to risk their being completely severred.

3. The Orphanage
A grotesque story about a group of children who never will and never can grow up, Bayona's debut feature film is on par with some of the greatest horror films of all time. Belen Rueda turns in one of the year's best performances as the mother who must push herself to psychological, physical, and metaphysical extremes for the chance to rescue her son from forces beyond her understanding.

4. Zodiac
Serial killers are some of the few authentic celebrities our culture allows. Unlike movie stars picked from a stockpile of literally millions of candidates, serial killers are truly unique. Zodiac is one of the few who seemed to run his own PR campaign, using print, television, and film media to gain a household name and play boogeyman to the population of an entire city. Fincher's film doesn't tell his story so much as the people his story impacted. This film sends chills up my spine, even though the characters are never in any physical danger.

5. Rescue Dawn
Little Dieter Needs To Fly remains one of my favorite documentaries of all time. Werner Herzog's fictionalized remake of his own film never quite reaches the level of fascination as his portrait of the real Dengler, but by taking the same kinds of physical risks as Aguirre and Fitzcarraldo, he still manages to craft one hell of an escape film.

6. Michael Clayton
You know it's gonna be a great movie when they can make you paranoid before the opening shot even starts. Armed with a script that screenwriters drool over and one of the best ensemble casts of the year, Tony Gilroy pulls off one of the tensest psychological thrillers this side of David Fincher. Along with great dialog and characters, this features what might be the coldest and most efficient murder scene I've ever encountered.

7. Grindhouse
The nerd in me never stopped smiling during this film from the fake trailers to the sex scenes that melt film stock and burn down sets to the heartstopping chase sequences, even the overlong conversations of bad dialog. They're all part of why I love these types of films, and Tarantino and Rodriguez find the art in every bit of the experience.

8. Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End
I find it so refreshing to see a film that uses a huge budget to glimpse the abstract. Shots of ships sailing through the stars, musical numbers featuring defiant prisoners dancing from the gallows, and a crew of mad scalliwags (including 50 Jack Sparrows and a peanut) make this the perfect film for anyone addicted to bad ideas and all the beauty in this or any other world. Hang the critics and release the manics; this is nothing short of a masterpiece.

9. The Lives Of Others
One of the big challenges of government surveillance is how to keep spies from developing a vested interest in the people they monitor. Captain Weissler does just this and begins to take dangerous risks to protect his subjects from the tyrants he's meant to represent. Meanwhile we who spy on Weissler take a vested interest in his outcome. This is the stuff films are made of.

10. I'm Not There
Feel free to ask, but expect no greater answer than the collected sounds of a lyric of a song, the wail of the harp, and a few crying strings. Why worry your head over the meaning when the sounds and images are so damn cool by their own right? It's a long hard walk to the moving train, but I wouldn't mind escaping myself if I wasn't always on my tail. Two things are for sure: Bob Dylan is not made of plastic. And the sky is not blue, it's chicken!



Runners up:
Ratatouille, Superbad, Before The Devil Knows You're Dead

Honorable mentions:
28 Weeks Later, Across The Universe, 1408, Harry Potter, Hot Fuzz

Gaps in viewing:
American Gangster, Dan In Real Life, Into The Wild, Juno, There Will Be Blood, Blade Runner, Atonement, Beowulf, Persepolis, The Kite Runner, The Golden Compass, Sweeney Todd, The Darjeeling Limited, No End In Sight, Helvetica, The King Of Kong

Nov. 23rd, 2007

The Coen Uncertainty Principle: 16 Reasons Why I Love You

A shot from Mulholland Drive:


1. The way you hold my hand...



The scene begins. Close-up on a character as she begins to sing. We don't yet know where she is or why she sings. The camera begins to pull out.


2. Your laughing eyes...



As the camera pulls out, it reveals objects beyond the edges of the frame. She is not singing before an audience but at a recording studio, presumably to put on a CD or record. The window creates another frame around the singers within the frame of the film itself. The camera continues to pull out.


3. The way you understand...



In the bottom left corner, something peeks into vision. We see the matte box first, then the whole camera, filming the singers through the very window we were just looking.


4. Your secret sighs...



They're all part of 16 reasons why I love you

The camera cranes up to reveal an entire soundstage, lively with people working tirelessly behind the scenes to keep the illusion alive on the screen. The singers within the frame within the film within the frame within the film are only a small part of the picture, and while the actors might recognise the deception, the characters can't see beyond the edges of the frame, and if the shot were to continue, there would be another film crew filming the filmmakers we're watching and so on into infinity.

David Lynch's work often revels in teasing the audience's sense of association with what's going on, usually by applying the logic of dreams. Mulholland Drive may be the quintessential example of this. This logic becomes important later on, when a magician uses a tape recording of a Roy Orbison to prove to the main character Betty that her world is a lie. At that point, the movie starts to get a little weird, but isn't that part of the fun?

Nov. 22nd, 2007

The Coen Uncertainty Principle: navigating Pan's Labyrinth

I think the greatest shot ever captured seems like a good place to start:




Ofelia begins to tell a story to her unborn brother. With a hidden vertical wipe, the camera scrolls down into her mother's uterus, engulfing the screen in the warm tones of Ofelia's imagination, her projection of an unseen space.



The camera pans right to show the blue rose upon the thorny mountain which she describes in the story. Are we now seeing what the child sees? Is this an imagination within an imagination?



The sky is still a uterine red as we crane down through the thorns to where the insect lands. This bug appeared earlier in the film and is as real a thing as anything else in Ofelia's world.



Notice the tone change as the insect flies up. The sky and moon are now the cold, harsh blues of the real world.



It flies over trees and hills to land on the windowsill of a house...



Wherein lies Ofelia, asleep within her own imagination, where she lives forever, even as the world falls apart around her.



With a single shot, we witness numerous layers of reality unfold before our very eyes. Ofelia's voiceover descibing how fear of death obscures the promise of immortality, combined with the way images link the purity of pre-birth and imagination teaches how to watch the rest of the film, while providing the most exhilerating film-going experience I've ever had.

The Coen Uncertainty Principle: An Introduction

They got this guy, in Germany. Fritz Something-or-other. Or is it? Maybe it's Werner. Anyway, he's got this theory, you wanna test something, you know, scientifically - how the planets go round the sun, what sunspots are made of, why the water comes out of the tap - well, you gotta look at it. But sometimes you look at it, your looking changes it. Ya can't know the reality of what happened, or what would've happened if you hadn't-a stuck in your own goddamn schnozz. So there is no "what happened." Not in any sense that we can grasp, with our puny minds. Because our minds... our minds get in the way. Looking at something changes it. They call it the "Uncertainty Principle." Sure, it sounds screwy, but even Einstein says the guy's on to something.

This quote from The Man Who Wasn't There perfectly establishes what is simulataneously one of the crucial problems and solutions of watching a film. Intention versus interpretation. Reality versus perception. Is the film we feel the same as the film we see?

In the context of the film, a lawyer says it to illustrate how facts can be twisted to win a case. It also is central problem of any serious philosophy, but for the sake of this and several following essays, I intend to change the meaning of this speech to apply specifically to the ever-changing perceptions of a viewer to a film, as well as how these themes can be explored and manipulated by filmmakers.

These essays will pay special attention to scenes which break the proverbial "fourth wall" and remind you there's a screen lying between you and the fictional reality projected before you.

Here's something to keep in mind when considering this monolog. Fritz Lang and Werner Herzog are the two greatest directors to ever come out of Germany.

Mar. 23rd, 2007

Grindhouse Trailer Contest

QT & RR have selected three finalists among the entries vying for a spot in their upcoming double-feature, Grindhouse. Like everyone else, I have my own favorites among the trailers I perused on youtube, and although I appreciate their reasoning behind these, I was disappointed at several obvious choices that were overlooked.

I found none of the final three particularly memorable, but my favorite of them is The Dead Won't Die. There's nothing too terrific about it, but it's the only one that feels really comfortable in the company of the other trailers and features. It seems to tell the story of a young woman who is kidnapped by a psychotic family in the thread of Texas Chainsaw. They keep her alive to subject her to rape by zombies for them to breed. She escapes and exacts revenge with a chainsaw. The best moment involves a woman who pauses mid-fuck to shoot an attacker, then continues as if nothing had happened.

I expect the outstandingly titled Hobo With A Shotgun will win the final selection (which I just read it did), since it seems to have generated the most press and probably has the greatest immediate impact to its viewers. It also has the most memorable campy title since last year's near-masterpiece Snakes On A Plane. As much as I like the trailer, it feels more like a youtube hit than an actual Grindhouse film. What impressed me about Snakes On A Plane (apart from the hilarious political satire everyone else seemed to ignore) was the way it continuously built on its own idea. I never thought they could successfully stretch it to 90 minutes, but they did so. Hobo With A Shotgun doesn't reflect the sense of pace that Snakes did. The clips looked tailored for a 3 minute trailer, not a feature film. I must admit though, I did love, "I'm gonna sleep in your bloody caucusses!"

Maiden Of Death has absolutely no place among the champions. Its creators clearly had much more money and resources to draw from than the average contestant. Plus, with the exception of several shots, there's nothing Grindhouse about it. The special effects seem as sophisticated as any Hollywood film, and the plot seems more like a female version of The Crow. By no means is it bad: it ranks far above most amateur films I've seen. It just has an entirely different appeal than that the film should be going for. This should be a graphic novel adaptation viewed in IMAX. Not something that needs a new 35mm print.

"They didn't have the budgets to hire stars, so they had to go with their subject matter, had to have what you would call 'exploitable elements,' these thing that you could not see in a studio picture." - Robert Rodriguez

One of the things that I admire most about Rodriguez & Tarantino is that they can look at a bad film that no one would dream of defending, and see a masterpiece within. Watching their films, one feels the great affection and influence they had from these crapfests. It's just like the Thursday Night Movie Nights my friends and I have weekly. Snobs like me get together and tease these films perhaps even scoff at them, but deep down, I think we admire the lack of restraint that goes against what films are supposed to be. I'd rather see a great bad film (Ghost Rider) than a nonoutstanding good film (The Queen). Of course, not all bad films are great (Lady In The Water), and many good films are outstanding (Pan's Labyrinth), though I think many in my film courses might disagree.

Two trailers that I saw went that extra mile that would forever burn them into my mind as a bad movie fan:

1. EL GIGANTE VS ZOMBREROS



This is the one I was pulling for. The appeal of the luchadore is something I don't fully understand but still fully appreciate, and seeing one interrupt a wrestling to pick up the hotline made me drop my jaw in wonder. Plus, who couldn't love an ecstaticly absurd one-liner like "I will use your zombies to clone the President and take over the world!" delivered in Spanish by Ken Watanabe's doppelganger. Out of all the trailers I saw, this one felt the most like it actually had a full movie behind it, involving various twists and turns including the true identity of the man behind the skull.

2. I'MA KILL YOU BITCH!



Okay, so the same criticism applies here as Hobo With A Shotgun, but I can't recall the last time I laughed as hard. This is the reason fake trailers were invented. "Warning: I'ma Kill You Bitch has been described as sick and depraved, a film featuring violence, gore, and sex, sometimes all at once!" What makes it work as well as it does is the terrific voice acting of the narrator as he describes a film which has no right to exist under any benevolent God. Like the creators of Grindhouse, it finds poetry in the way shit looks on the ground, and expresses it to those who might not oherwise appreciate it. Plus, how can you go wrong with the creators of I'ma Rape Ya, I'ma Kill Ya, And I'ma Rape Ya Again?

Mar. 22nd, 2007

Tales From An Eavesdropper: Survivor's Lost Season

I just returned from Rutgers University where I spent the last several hours chillin with bros and attending a lecture from pop-culture analyst Chuck Klosterman (Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa Puffs). While waiting for the event to begin, I overheard two guys in the row behind me having a conversation on hushed tones. What they said intrigued me.

Apparently one of the guys had a friend from his home town who was selected to appear on the reality show Survivor. All of his friends were really excited, so they threw him a big going away party and everything. He returns two weeks later, and they try to comfort him for getting kicked off and they're still eager to see him on the show. He tells them it's not going air. They ask why not, but due to some confidentiality agreement, he can't go into detail.

The guy claims to have gotten the whole story later on though. During the opening weeks, they do a kind of historical/cultural perspective on the island and its people. In one of the get-togethers they have on the show (I forget what he said they were called), they christened the new season with a toast of a local drink.

I guess someone didn't do their homework, because the drink apparently contained peyote or something. Insanity ensues.

I started taking notes at about this point, but he was going too fast to really get much. I did record that the word "masturbation" was definitely spoken.

I wouldn't have taken much notice of this except that I remember hearing something about it a while back. Who knows how these things get started, but this guy would've been a really actor to pull off a lie like that as well as he would've had to.

I remain very doubtful, even if there are few degrees of separation in this case, but assuming there is some truth to this, I don't understand why the Network (whichever one it is; I don't follow TV) didn't run with it. Here we have a show about yuppies eating rats for attention, depending on each other for "success" but expected to doublecross their comrades to keep that precious addictive spotlight. I checked Wikipedia to confirm or deny these reports (it had no comment) and discovered other examples of controversy surrounding the corrupt show. We all know about the guy who faked his personality and the contestant who paid for the company's failure to deduct taxes from his winnings (c'mon, even the assholes who run my theater have the decency to do that). I didn't know of the racism scandals involving the selection and assignment of cast members. The more I learn about the show, the less farfetched this story sounds.

Mar. 6th, 2007

Movie Connections: Dead Silence

"Beware the stare of Mary Shaw.
She had no children, only dolls.
If you see her do not scream,
Or she'll rip your tongue out at the seam."

-Creep E. Puppet, from Dead Silence trailer


"'You nasty thing from beyond the dead,
No matter what you think or do,
Good things will never come to you.
And if evil is your black design,
You can bet the goodness of the Light Ones will kick your bad behind'?

"For chrissake! That's it? That's the chant against evil from the "Book of Souls"? Oh yeah, right, boss. And what kind of decoder ring comes with that, man? Shit, it don't even rhyme well!"

-Elvis Presley, from Bubba Ho-Tep

Mar. 5th, 2007

Tenuous Movie Connections: Zodiac

Today I saw Zodiac. David Fincher's return to legitimacy is the first great film of 2007 and the director's most observant and haunting film yet. During and after the film, I mentioned several films it reminded me of (including M, JFK, and season 1 of Twin Peaks). A friend noted that I'm all about making those connections, and I must admit that this is true. There are several reasons for this:



1) Inspirations - Zodiac itself contains two references to other films which cooexist with the universe it inhabits (the real world, in this case). The first is The Most Dangerous Game, which it is suggested may have inspired the Zodiac to rampage as he did. The second is Dirty Harry, made in an effort to release the city from the grip of fear by sacrificing a fictional character based on the real Zodiac. These films flow into one another, each drawing inspiration from the others. If I return to Dirty Harry now, it won't be the same movie. I'll be watching an extention of Zodiac, just as a second viewing of Zodiac will be an extension of Dirty Harry.

2) Impulse - Robert Goldsmith was handed a piece of parchment at work one day and copied its coded message in the hopes of solving whatever mystery it might hold. Why? Because he saw the code and intuitively felt like solving it. I see an image and my mind might decide to go off in several directions. As any of my friends or family will tell you, I have something of a one track mind which occupies itself primarily with the art of moving pictures. To cite an example, when the Zodiac poster first materialized at the theater I work at, it caught my eye. Seeing the Golden Gate shrouded in fog like that called to mind several images from last year's surreal documentary The Bridge, whose mere mention, in turn, calls to mind a shot from Vertigo. As that horrible song that blasts day-in & day-out at that shithole proclaims, "It just comes natural."



3) Insight - I've developed an interest in not only watching films but reading them. I find it very rewarding to analyze the poetry of imagery what I'm looking at the same way scholars might analyze poetry of Shakespeare. A big part of that is looking at work by others. By knowing that Zodiac, The Bridge, and Vertigo make similar aestetic use of the Golden Gate, one might also notice that the three films also share a common theme of being lost within a labyrinth of despair. Then I might note differences in the sources of their despair. In The Bridge, suicide jumpers lose themselves within the reality of a world too huge to notice their absence. Vertigo (and in some respects, the Bridge) is about someone losing himself in the fantasy of a departed loved one.




Zodiac's characters become lost at an uneasy boundary between reality and illusion (a "bridge" if you will), where the perception of a real threat becomes more dangerous than the thing you fear in the first place.

Notice now that making these connections may shed light not only on the film in question, but on the films they recall.


Returning to my first points of interest, M and Zodiac follow a very similar narrative structure. We witness the murder of an innocent victim picked at random, then witness as a group of sane individuals try to find the madman before too much damage is done. But the search burns into the souls of the searchers (perhaps more parallels there?), and they go mad themselves. There is a single shot toward the start of M that casts the whole film into a different light.



We see the face of the killer, looking in reflection for the monster that overtakes him, and we realize that he's as much a victim of his compulsions as those who live in fear of him. Because we see the killer as a man rather than an abstract idea, we don't identify with those hunting him. In Zodiac we're right there along the main characters, becoming obsessed along with them. There is a similar scene toward the end of Zodiac, in which Goldsmith stands face-to-face with the prime suspect and tries to determine his guilt by looking in his face.

I do not regard my second example as highly. JFK flirts with the potential for two better films without ever deciding which it wants to be. It sells the idea that Kennedy's assassination was part of a military coup-de-etat by which Lyndon Johnson took over the country, but the evidence it presents is so incoherent and points in so many directions that no conclusions could be drawn from them. This seems to imply another reading, that the chaos which erupted in the wake of that event clouds all hope at finding the truth. "It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?" Stone's film is like a lawyer, trying to confuse one moment and clarify the next, mixing pure fiction with half-truths and calling it factual. It never finds a firm ground to stand on.

Zodiac, on the other hand, achieves what JFK strove for, managing to entrall the viewer in the fantastic mysteries surrounding it while simultaneously revealing the facts behind (& within) the illusions. It understands that the two are inexplicably linked. Every new piece of evidence, every fact, every answered question, only succeeds in providing more mystery, more questions that must be answered before you can be at piece. As is the case with Twin Peaks, we watch the web of possibility spider out until the point where we're less worried about who the culprit is than how to untangle ourselves from this net and escape the demons who trapped us there in the first place.

Mar. 4th, 2007

Assassin In The Elevator

It was Friday afternoon in Philly (and elsewhere, I'm told). I walked through the halls of the Art Institute dorm, and I was thirsty as hell (I hear hell is quite thirsty). I stopped at the elevator doors, waiting for the small room to take me to the 4th floor, where I had a rendezvous with a vending machine. The doors slid open, and the Killer appeared before me.

He wore a skintight black shirt (that looked something like a cross between a turtleneck & a wetsuit) under a suit jacket. I could tell by the glint in his eyes that a handgun and a silencer were hidden somewhere beneath it. His folded hands rested calmly with black leather gloves. How many had taken their final breaths while clasped within those powerful fingers.

He didn't seem to notice me enter. I wasn't sure if his was the calm from before or after killing a man. I was just glad I wasn't the target.

Mystic Fedora

The must have been some magic in that old felt hat I found, for when it landed on my head I began to dance around...and crowd surf...and mosh...and scream.

That's right, the legendary World/Inferno Friendship Society was in town last night ("in town" in this case means 3 hours away). As the show began, a magic hat found its way onto my head. I waved it in the air many times throughout the night trying to return it to its rightful owner. No one claimed it, and I succumbed to spirit of the hat.

It must've sensed that I've been looking for a fedora of reasonable price for some time, and offerred itself as a friend in my time of need.


MYSTIC FEDORA FAQ:

"So is this like really a magic hat?"
Yes.

"Really really?"
Yes.

"Can you pull a rabbit out of it?"
Doubtful. The magic of The Hat is beyond my power to control. I cannot summon a rabbit from it, but if it should decide of its own will to call a rabbit into existence, such an event would likely occur.

"Can you bring a snowman to life with it?"
Again, the powers of the hat are beyond my control. If it wants the snowman to live, IT WILL LIVE!

"So if you can't do magic with it, what the hell good is it?"
It matches my overcoat nicely.

"Is it bulletproof?"
I don't know...yet.

Feb. 21st, 2007

The Metamorphic Image: Franz Kafka At 24 Frames Per Second

This is a report I wrote for a literary analysis class. Got an A-.



Kafkaesque. The word has entered the modern vernacular, even among those ignorant of Kafka himself. It is often used to describe a film’s visual style. This seems ironic as Kafka never made a film or even a painting. Yet his use of nightmarish literary imagery as well as his bleak subject matter and absurdist humor.

Though many filmmakers borrow Kafka’s storytelling elements, many to great success, few have actually based films directly on his stories. The only truly noteworthy vision seems to be Orson Welles’ The Trial, which is widely ranked among Welles’ best. It tells the story of Joseph K, a Jewish bank clerk who is placed under arrest without charge and psychologically tortured in a kind of legal limbo until his execution. Welles stays true to Kafka’s original plot most steps of the way, although his death is handled slightly differently. In the book, K’s final thoughts betray his naiveté and complacency in his belief that world must somehow sort itself out in a just way:

“As he looked round, he saw the top floor of the building next to the quarry. He saw how a light flickered on and the two halves of a window opened out, somebody, made weak and thin by the height and the distance, leant suddenly far out from it and stretched his arms out even further. Who was that? A friend? A good person? Somebody who was taking part? Somebody who wanted to help? Was he alone? Was it everyone? Would anyone help? Were there objections that had been forgotten? There must have been some. The logic cannot be refuted, but someone who wants to live will not resist it. Where was the judge he'd never seen? Where was the high court he had never reached? He raised both hands and spread out all his fingers.‿ (Kafka, 60)

Even in his final moments, K clings to the hope that a higher power, be it a court, a judge, a friend, or a light flickering in the distance, might feel sympathy for his plight and assist him. Instead he finds no salvation, and his final words reflect his ultimate revelation about the truly wild nature of the world: “Like a dog.‿ (Kafka, 61)

Welles takes a fair amount of artistic license with this scene. In both versions, K is expected to turn the knife upon himself but refuses. According to Kafka, this refusal is yet another act of indecision, another expression of his inability to control his own fate. He attributes this to a loss of strength and will on K’s part, saying “He was not able to show his full worth, was not able to take all the work from the official bodies, he lacked the rest of the strength he needed and this final shortcoming was the fault of whoever had denied it to him.‿ (Kafka, 60)

In Welles’ version, however, K’s refusal is an open act of defiance. He reclaims his humanity in his final exclamation of “You’ll have to do it! You’ll have to kill me!!!‿ His death is not that of a dog, but of a man. Welles’ version of K, portrayed with perfect nuance by Anthony Perkins, finds honor in death that eluded him in life, while Kafka’s found only shame. (Bloom, 67)



What could account for Welles’ refusal to let K perish in disgrace? While watching The Trial, one gets the sense of two autobiographical inputs: one from Kafka and another from Welles. As Kafka noted in his letter to his father, he is extremely timid and weak, while Welles has a notorious reputation for being strong-willed, even a prima donna. As a young man, he was one of the most promising creative talents in the world, a renowned actor and director who participated in countless stage and radio productions with his company, The Mercury Theater. His radio adaptation of H G Wells’ War of the Worlds was so convincing it actually had thousands of listeners fleeing their homes in terror of Martian invaders. His debut film, Citizen Kane, remains perhaps the most celebrated film of all time. After that, however, raising money became increasingly difficult, and on film after film, he was forced to sacrifice artistic control.

“After ‘Citizen Kane’ (1941) and ‘The Magnificent Ambersons’ (1942, a masterpiece with its ending hacked to pieces by the studio), Welles seldom found the freedom to make films when and how he desired. His life became a wandering from one place to another. Beautiful women rotated through his beds. He was reduced to a supplicant who begged financing from wealthy but maddening men. He was never able to find out exactly what crime he'd committed that made him ‘unbankable’ in Hollywood.

[…]

“The ending is problematical. Mushroom clouds are not Kafkaesque because they represent a final conclusion, and in Kafka's world nothing ever concludes. But then comes another ending: The voice of Orson Welles, speaking the end credits, placing his own claim on every frame of the film, and we wonder, is this his way of telling us The Trial is more than ordinarily personal? He was a man who made the greatest film ever made and was never forgiven for it.‿ (Ebert)

Welles creates an extremely formalistic interpretation of Kafka’s work, making extensive use of low key lighting, high contrast, and manipulated perspective to create a dream world both aesthetically pleasing and psychologically oppressive, as if the setting were K’s own subconscious (or Kafka’s? Welles’?).






Although much is left to say about this masterpiece, it is only one example of Kafka’s influence on the medium. Although there are few direct adaptations, his work contributes to many different works in many different genres.

Strangely enough, Kafka’s best known work has never seen a screen adaptation, or at least not one to have made any kind of public impression (not one I could find). “The Metamorphosis,‿ however, has seen screen interpretations in other stories.

Perhaps the most obvious example would be iconoclast director David Cronenberg’s 1986 remake of The Fly, which tells the story of a scientist, Seth Brundle, whose intellectual obsessions lead to his ultimate downfall when he accidentally transforms himself into a monstrous vermin. The story is fairly similar to Kafka’s although it ends where Kafka’s begins, with complete physical departure from humanity, and while Samsa’s metamorphosis is swift, Brundle’s is slow and graphic. This difference exposes the underlying horrors and how they differ between each work. While Kafka finds horror in the family’s reaction to Gregor’s new identity, Cronenberg exploit’s the horror of the transformation itself.

In both versions, the transformation takes place or begins to take place in the bed. As Kafka’s famous opening sentence explains, Gregor transforms in his sleep, while he is in a helpless and complacent state reminiscent of his waking life. Brundle, on the other hand, is in bed with his lover when she first notices several thick strong fibers growing from his back. Because his metamorphosis is first noticed during the natural and therefore uncivilized act of sex, it sets up Brundle’s de-evolution into the wilderness of his own narcissistic desires. It’s no accident that he’s naked, stripped from the trappings of humanity, when he inadvertently initiates his change.

When The Fly was first released, many interpreted it as allegory for the growing AIDS epidemic, but Cronenberg cited a more universal disease as his main inspiration, old age. (Henderson) The fact that Brundle’s change begins during sex could also imply a kind of adolescent development. At first, he finds himself unusually strong and graceful (a change of pace as his previous personality and physicality were not too far off from Kafka’s). He discovers he now has the ability to climb walls. He becomes reckless, self-absorbed, and increasingly violent, at one point mutilating a man’s arm to impress a woman. But before long we see his strength give way to complete deterioration of the mind and body. His flesh begins to rot, and body parts begin to fall off. His lover, who is now secretly carrying his child, is dismayed when he tells her to leave him alone for her own safety as he feels his rationality give way to pure horrific instinct beyond his control.

“You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first... insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but... I'm afraid, uh... I'm saying... I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake. I'm saying... I'll hurt you if you stay.‿






In these lines can also be read a commentary on civilization in general, that civilization is an idealized dream of dumb animals trying to disguise their own savagery. Cronenberg explores these themes in most of his work, but perhaps to greatest effect in his most recent film, A History of Violence, a film which, like “The Metamorphosis,‿ exposes the fragile structure of a family when a father’s past is brought into light. In each of the works so far, we see a failure of civilization to provide structure to a chaotic universe, each time in a different form: The Trial in the form of law, The Fly in the form of science, “The Metamorphosis‿ and A History of Violence in the form of family.

The Fly too addresses the failings of the family unit in two of the most horrifying scenes in cinematic history. The first sees Brundle’s lover dreaming herself in an emergency room, giving birth to their child. She pains to guide the child into the world, only to reel in terror at the realization that she’s given birth to a larva. As in Kafka’s letter to his father, we see how the flaws of the father figure lead to flaws in the next generation. There is some difference here though, as Kafka’s problems result from a failure to take after his father and Brundle’s own problems are projected physically onto his offspring, who takes after his father in the worst possible way.



The second instance comes shortly after, as Brundle kidnaps her in the hopes of merging with her and the unborn child that they could live together happily in the same deformed body. They are rescued in time though, and Brundle, like Samsa and it could be argued K, is sacrificed for the wellbeing of society.

At one point, there was apparently a project underway for a film adaptation of “The Metamorphosis‿ by director David Lynch, but budget and technology forced his script to remain in pre-production. It’s little wonder that Lynch would take such interest in the story as he’s already made two films that closely resemble Kafka’s story.

The first is a short film called “The Grandmother,‿ which cuts back and forth between live action and animation as it tells the story of a young boy in an abusive home. His conception took place during violent and savage sex in the middle of a field. His parents are rotten, animalistic creatures incapable of kindness or even speech. They sit hunched over meal tables with bitter looks on their face and never communicate. The only word in their vocabulary is “muck,‿ which they shout maliciously at the boy when he is near. The boy plants a seed in his bed and it grows out into an old woman, his new grandmother, who provides the tenderness his immediate family denies him.





Here, as in “The Metamorphosis,‿ a timid son is forced to endure self-loathing and hardship as a result by his parents and is forced into his room to escape their torment. There are several differences, though. First, the Samsa family always remains sympathetic to some extent. They do their best to deal with Gregor’s change, but are understandably repulsed by it. This family, on the other hand, are filtered purely though the child’s perspective. He sees them as incoherent, viscous beasts who enjoy torturing him. It doesn’t occur to him that his grandmother might be a cause of their savagery. She’s his creation, not the other way around, and she’s there to serve his need for compassion. The second difference is the reason for the protagonists to be trapped in their rooms. Gregor has no choice but is forced there by the violence of his father and locked in. The boy, on the other hand, is free to come and go as he pleases, but he would rather recoil into a private fantasy world than face the harsh realities that await outside.

Lynch’s other version of “The Metamorphosis‿ is his feature film debut. Eraserhead tells the story of a man, Henry, who discovers he’s fathered a premature baby which resembles a worm. He finds out about this at dinner with the parents of his ex-girlfriend who insist they get married for the sake of the baby. “Mother, they’re not even sure it is a baby!‿ shouts the daughter in an attempt to ease her mother’s insistence on marriage.

They do end up marrying and moving in together to care for the baby, but their child is so utterly grotesque they can barely stomach looking at it. It makes torturous noises that resemble a baby’s cries but somehow remain completely alien. Henry’s wife Mary suffers from post-partum depression and leaves for days at a time to stay with her mother. Henry, forced to go back to work, is often left to care for the child on his own, but he is nervous and timid, unable to play the role of a strong father. When Mary’s father asks “Well Henry, what do you know?‿ he hesitantly responds “Oh I don’t know much of anything.‿





What’s so interesting about this version is that the point of identification is not the deformed child, but the neglectful father, and it is he who most resembles Kafka’s archetype of weak complacency and nervous despair. Like all the protagonists listed so far, Henry is trapped by the expectations of those around him, but to an even greater extent than Kafka’s characters. They are on some level at least free thinkers who are capable of acting out on one’s own. Henry’s only act of defiance to his circumstances is his affair with his dark-haired neighbor, but even in this case, he was acting out of what was expected of him in any given situation. He even takes a passive role within his own imagination, envisioning a woman in his radiator who sings and dances for him, assuring him that “In Heaven, everything is fine.‿

Perhaps the best recent example of Kafka’s influence on filmmaking is 2005’s revenge epic Oldboy from Korean director Park Chan-wook. It follows the physical and psychological trials of former family man Oh Dae-su in his search for revenge after his fifteen-year imprisonment. When the movie begins, Dae-su is a mess, a drunk buffoon who finds himself locked in a police station during his daughter’s birthday. He’s married, but he hits on other women without remorse. Later that night, he is kidnapped and locked in a cell that resembles a cheap hotel room.

Unlike the other characters discussed so far, Dae-su is the antithesis of Kafka’s protagonists. While all our other subjects repress their impulses in some way, shape, or form to behave in a way that pleases those around them, Dae-su is impulsive throughout the entire film, even as he changes. Perhaps it is for this reason that he falls the farthest in the end.

His imprisonment stretches from months to years. He never sees another human in person during that whole period. His only company is his television. Every day he is fed the same spinach dumplings. After he learns that’s he’d been framed for the murder of his wife, he starts to go mad, hallucinating that ants are crawling out of his skin. When someone later wonders why he’d see ants of all creatures, it is concluded that because ants travel in groups they ease loneliness. He starts to fill up notebooks with everyone he’d ever wronged in the hopes of narrowing down possible captors and is shocked to learn how sinful he’d been throughout his life.





After some time, he focuses his aggression and trains himself for revenge, but before he manages to escape, he is inexplicably set free. In his search for his captor, he tracks down the location of his prison and finds himself facing twenty goons by himself. This groundbreaking fight scene is as symbolically relevant as it is technically impressive, and although Kafka never wrote a scene remotely like it, his fingerprints are all over it. A single shot that dollies back and forth, impartially following the action as fate dooms Dae-su, but he refuses to accept it. The attack is relentless, but so is Dae-su. Even after a knife is lodged in his back, he continues to fight with an almost superhuman endurance. And then, when the ordeal seems to have finally ended, another twenty people line up to continue the fight.



Dae-su later learns the identity of his captor, a wealthy businessman with a weak heart who calls himself “The Lonely Prince In A High Tower.‿ He is motivated by vengeance for a minor remark Dae-su made in his youth which had repercussions beyond his knowledge. The man’s vengeance finally instills in Dae-su a sense of guilt and self-loathing far beyond anything even Kafka ever addressed, and Dae-su cuts out his tongue and offers it as penance.

Kafka’s works and those influenced by it deals chiefly with man’s inability to shape the world around him or within him. Kafka could not help fearing his father, just as his father could not help being abusive. Gregor Samsa was at the mercy of his family and Joseph K was at the mercy of the courts. In such works, the defiance and complacency meet the same ends, and all our trapped. How ironic it is then to consider that a man with such views would end up inadvertently shaping an entire century’s worth of art and literature.





WORKS CITED

Bloom, Harold; Modern Critical Interpretations: Franz Kafka’s The Trial; Chelsea House Publishers, NY; 1987.
Ebert, Roger; “The Trial;‿ Chicago Sun-Times, IL; 2/25/2000.
Henderson, Eric; “The Fly: Collector‘s Edition;‿ Slant Magazine; 10/4/2005.
Kafka, Franz; The Trial; Translated by David Wyllie; Project Gutenberg eBook; 2003.
Kafka, Franz; “The Metamorphosis;‿ Translated by Stanley Corngold; Norton & Company, NY; 1996.

Great Closing Shots: Der Fuehrer's Face

Jim Emerson, one of my favorite film critics and editor to Roger Ebert, was gracious enough to feature my defense of The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly in his Contrarianism Blog-a-thon. In honor of this occasion (big deal for pathetic old me), I present a new feature on my new blog, one I'm kinda ripping off from Emerson. I'm gonna be posting analyses of some of my favorite closing shots in the upcoming weeks/months/years (depending on my endurance).




I begin with my all time favorite animated short film, Jack Kinney's Oscar-winning propaganda satire "Der Fuehrer's Face." It stars Donald Duck, who dreams a nightmarish vision of Nazi Germany in which he is an average citizen, victimized by the counrty's militaristic society. Everywhere he turns he finds swastikas and propaganda posters, soldiers and bayonets. He's forced to assemble explosives at gunpoint, heiling Hitler in between shells, while a marching band follows him to assure him his life is wonderful. Soon the fabric of this reality is torn asunder as Donald is driven mad by the backbreaking work. In an explosion of psychotic imagery that recalls the Pink Elephant Parade from Dumbo, Donald is thrust awake into the safety of his own bed with the warm colors of the American flag.

But Donald does not yet differentiate his dream from reality, and finds the shadow of a heiling soldier cast upon his wall. For fear of retribution, he himself begins to heil, but quickly stifles himself when he realizes he's awake, as if afraid someone might hear him. He turns around, and the camera pans to the source of the shadow, not a heiling Gestapo officer but a model of the Statue of Liberty, torch held proudly high. He embraces the statue and proclaims, "I'm proud to be a citizen of the United States of America!"

On the surface, this seems like a straightforward message about the evils of totalitarianism and the necessity to free the poor souls in Germany from the bonds of their evil society, yet this closing shot seems to hint at something a little more ambiguous. Donald's Naziland cannot be seen as an accurate criticism of reality because they are merely the imagined impressions of someone's filtered perceptions. I think we should ask ourselves the question of why Donald dreams himself there. What does this setting reflect about his own reality?

The key to solving this lies in Donald's room, where he mistakes the Statue of Liberty (a symbol of American patriotism) for a heiling soldier (a symbol of Nazi patriotism). When he wakes up, the swastikas and oompah music is gone, but in their place are their American equivalents. Donald doesn't even notice the difference at first!

To me, "Der Fuehrer's Face" (along with several other Disney wartime shorts) is as much a commentary on Disney's own misuse of its position to sell a political message. Donald, who had been trapped in propaganda films for a long time by then, is so frustrated at the constant demands for patriotism that he ceases to differentiate which faction he belongs to. For every patriotic ally, there is an equally patriotic enemy to fight him. The only differences are the superficial guises they dress themselves in. What's more, Donald is so stifled by his role that he can only express his frustration by projecting it toward his enemy, even within the safety of his dreams.

A Few Thoughts On Pan's Labyrinth

It might be significant that I just saw Lady In The Water which was a fairy tale gone horribly wrong, but I wouldn't stress that too highly. I think it's more significant that I'm still learning to thrive after leaving a moderately privileged childhood behind and finding out that necessities aren't layed out for me like they'd been. Doubt is a tough burden, but it's also liberating, and the movie picks up on that extremely well.

As I said before, this is my new Bible, both in terms of storytelling and of morality (in both cases, I think it trumps the original). I loved how the film was absolutely uncompromizing in its depiction of good and evil, leaving no excuses for individuals not to take responsibility for their own decisions.

At one point, Captain Vidal (perhaps the most savage creature ever captured on celluloid) is at dinner and says that he fights the rebels because he chooses to, even though his father's demise might've deterred him. He says that he does so because he chooses to, because he dreams of a pure Spain for the son he'll soon have. "We are all here by choice." Also at the table are two rebel spies and Ofelia's mother, who by marrying Vidal exchanged her soul for a better life and ended up dooming herself.

They are all there by choice, and they all suffer for it (even Vidal). All their choices are innocent in one way or another, but only two among them are worth respecting. I was reminded of a scene from my other favorite film of the decade, Waking Life, where a philosophy describes existentialism as a celebration of life because "we shouuld never write ourselves off or see each other as a victim of various forces. It's always our descision who we are."

I need to hear this kind of stuff. To me it's important, more important even than the bread rations the fascists provide to the starving families as a propaganda tool (you can't really live on bread alone; somebody said that, I forget who).

But it's not really what a film is about that makes it good. It's how the film's about it, and Pan's Labyrinth is an unprecedented exercise in visual storytelling and surrealism. There's a shot toward the beginning, where Ofelia rests her head on her mother's stomach to tell her unborn brother a story. As she starts to describe a beautiful blue rose on a barren throny mountain, the camera cranes down into her uterus (from the imediately perceptable to a netherworld of the imaginary) where her brother floats in fluid. As the camera moves off to the right, we see the rose and the mountain and follow a bug as it flies from the thorns, past the moon and clouds, and lands on window sill to watch Ofelia tell her brother a story.

It's like watching all layers of reality and subreality fold in on each other, the type of thing that could be taking place every instant but never be detected, and somehow the film continues to build on this up until the very end, which (like most of the film) had me in more tears than any film since Requiem For A Dream (which didn't move me nearly as much).

Although it is definitely a brutal film, I'm gonna see it again and again, using my perks as an AMC employee to bring all my friends in the tristate area with me. If it continues to wow me like it had the first time, I could see it actually beating out Pulp Fiction as my favorite film of all time. A week ago I would've called that impossible, but Pan's Labyrinth might be making a believer out of me.

Feb. 19th, 2007

A Pervert's Guide to Faith: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

"The German police [in The Great Dictator] thinking [the Jewish barber] is Hitler and he has to address a large gathering.



There of course he delivers his big speech about the need of love, understanding between people, but there is a catch, even a double catch: people applaud exactly in the same way as they were applauding Hitler. The music that accompanies this great humanist finale, the overture to Wagner's opera Lohenngrin is the same music as the one we hear when Hitler is daydreaming about conquering the entire world and where he has a balloon in the shape of the globe, the music is the same.

This can be read as the ultimate redemption of music, that the same music which served evil purposes can be redeemed to served the good, or it can be read - and I think it should be read - in a much more ambiguous way, that with music we cannot ever be sure, insofar as it externalises our inner passion music is always potentially a threat."

- Slavoj Zizek in The Pervert's Guide To Cinema


I'll have to remember to give Zizek a hug if I see him. Not only are his film criticisms perhaps the most revealing ramblings I've ever encountered, but he seems like a sad guy and could probably use it.

I thought of this passage on my way home from last night's screening of The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly. I'd been trying to unify the film to explain to a certain anonymous friend who thought it was too long & simplistic. I argued that the simple plot was deceptive, and she called me out on it, saying it was incredibly obvious (even though I'd viewed the film at least 3 times before first noticing it). I'm not great when it comes to face-to-face criticism.



In the closing sequence of the film, Blondie hangs Tuco for the last time in the film. This time Tuco must balance his weight on a ramshackle wooden tombstone that just happens to bear the shape of a cross. The implication I didn't get the chance to express last night was this: that religion serves as a flimsy buffer against the bleak nothingness of death, a way of domesticating meaninglessness. This, I would say, is the principal core of the film, and it wasn't until last night's ride home that I really understood to a full extent how it runs throughout.

Which brings me back to Zizek's commentary on music in film. Morricone's score has longed ranked among my favorites, but it also plays one of the most active roles in the development of this theme. When Angel Eyes has Tuco tortured in a barrack at the Badderville prison camp, he uses soft, melancholic music to drown out his screams. This movement is the same which appears earlier in the film as a backdrop to another setting which uses music to drown out the horrors of the world, a church.

Both of these buildings house some of the most violent pre-Bonnie-and-Clyde imagery known to cinema (extremely mild by today's standards, but no less effective). The mission is populated by amputees and corpses, and houses two outstanding confrontations (neither at gunpoint).

As Blondie recovers from exhaustion, Tuco has an epiphany. Not to become a better person, but how to pervert the principals of Christianity to placate his greed and trick Blond into revealing the name on the gold-filled grave. The idea comes to him as he stands before a painting of a crucifixion, Jesus' halo glowing like a light bulb over Tuco's head. He seems to thank God for the assistance by signing the cross (whatever that's called) that way he does where his motions seem to slip into a slit throat gesture. He goes in and promises Blondie that he will die soon and that he should make one final gesture of honor by revealing the location of the gold. He even glosses over the fact that he caused Blondie's condition by mentioning it was he who saved him: "Think if you'd been on your own."

After it becomes clear that Blondie will not be deterred in his stoic silence, Tuco tries to embrace his brother, a priest. Instead of warm familial love, he finds cold judgement. He demands redemption but finds indifference. He confronts his brother's hypocrisy but finds swift violence. Only after Tuco runs off does Manuel apologize. Is it not plausible that Tuco, in an effort to distance himself from his own loneliness imagines, that apology to still retain some connection with his brother (and thus with God)?



But the film does not so much function as a criticism of faith as a meditation on its nature. In the opening shot we witness the creation of Man: First a landscape, still and silent in its endless deadness. A dog howls somewhere beyond our range of perception, calling into existence (and into frame) an ugly, twisted face which waits uncomfortably for some kind of conflict to develop. He is both greater than the landscape and dwarved by it, and we are introduced to Leone's greatest narrative tool, his immediate juxtaposition between ultrawide landscapes and closeups so tight you can almost taste the sweat on the characters' brow.

The plot sticks with the three banditos and their hunt for gold almost exclusively throughout the film, but the real drama comes from the world and characters around them, the things which the characters are blind to until they're directly under their noses.

Leone's universe of war, corruption, and greed remains one of my favorite backdrops to any film and presents its residents with the dilemma of how to deal with it. Most try to avoid its ugly side or improve it, like the priests at the mission or the gun store owner who becomes a victim after patronizing one of the bad men he's selling security against. However, our three heros choose instead to rise below its vulgarity by being unashamedly more corrupt than the world around them, trying to outshoot, outrob, outfuck, and outrun it every step of the way.

But even they can never quite escape the suffering around them, and although Morricone's score diffuses the threat presented by reality by perverting it from desperate to exhilerating, occasionally there is silence and the Civil War sneaks back into the frame. Eventually the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly all face death at each other's hands at the center of a gigantic cemetary, testament to an already forgotten battle. They confront each other in what remains the greatest shootout ever filmed, each completely content in his own greed even as the army of corpses beneath them remind us how petty their conflict truly is.



PS: Korey, I owe you a debt of gratitude. Because of your completely wrong opinion of this masterpiece, I was able to appreciate it with more depth and beauty than a mere big screen viewing could've provided. You have my thanks.

PPS: Victoria, happy birthday, but Tom Waits still kicks ass. I will not sway in this.

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